What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : Then let's have some coffee

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : I'm 24.

When was the last time you had sex with someone much older than yourself?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

How can one learn to talk frankly?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

This is a real question: Why do a lot of men/boys hate (yes, hate) women that voice their criteria in choosing a partner? Even when the criteria is sane and responsible. Besides it being, sadly, an effective mating strategy, why does it exist?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

One day, I happened to walk past where my crush was with friends. Then all of a sudden they start laughing, and someone maybe him, goes "freaking (my name) with her freaking hair!" Can anyone offer insights into this? We're in middle school.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Why do men say women hit the wall at 24?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

How are Hinduism and Sikhism related, considering they both originated in Punjab, India?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : Tea ?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Has any man licked his wife's vagina while another man had sex with her?

Me : No

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

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He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

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He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

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Me : Sure.

Me : Because it's month of August.

Me : I don't drink

Why can't I lose weight?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Me : I don't drink coffee also

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By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Are democrats eating crow?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

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Me : Thank you.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!